I'm getting some really good spam lately...

[silversolitaire]

Here's just a selection of the average subject lines I'm getting:

• schizophrenic dress


• spelling bee


• starlight freckle credit


• sexy baby and bad erection?


• woolgathering 101


• considerably infatuated


• woe


• want to make a baby? FYI


• gunshot coexistence


• humidify geese


• kowtow boiling


• This is most modern and safe way to not cover with shame


• gargle Uncle Sam

Maybe I shouldn't be as amused by it as I am, but.. I am! Haha, yeah that made total sense. *puts on schizophrenic dress*

Okay, here's a real LOL for you:

31 May 2006
SOUND OF BOOZE-IC
A DRUNK lederhosen-clad yodelling folk dancer has been arrested for thigh-slapping his way across nine cars in Innsbruck, Austria.

Yeah... that's the entire article. Kinda makes you go "...WHAT". Hehehe... what cracks me up the most is that the URL is longer than the entire article! Hahaha... it looks like they actually forgot to put in content and just left the teaser in, the kind that's usually supposed to make you want to read the article. Now instead, you read it and go "... what the hell? That doesn't explain anything!" *giggles*

Comments

[laurenia.livejournal.com]

The dress looks beautiful! And I love its voices!