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Cat Conversations

Me: *types away*
Sher: *comes in* Meow! [demanding give-me-food-tone]
Me: *looks... debates... gets up* You know, you really should respect me more. I do everything for you! I always get up right away when you're hungry and I clean your fur! You really should appreciate this!
Sher: Mow... *starts purring tentatively* Meow! *rubs against my legs*
Me: Slimeball... -.-

T_T

I just don't know why Sher is like that... I thought he'd be better now after I ignored him all day yesterday. He even sat down next to me twice without me even asking him to! So I figured he'd want to be petted. But instead he attacks me T_T. I don't know what I'm doing wrong and how to stop it... my arms and feet are covered with gashes and most of them are deep enough to build scars... I look horrible... T_T I just wish he'd stop...

Edit:

And now I bled on the new couch... *cries*