Drinker's Guide to Successful Boozing

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Problem:
My drink's strangely tasteless and watery.

Reason:
You've run out of it.

Solution:
Get a new one!

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Problem:
It's suddenly gotten dark and there's a strange taste in my mouth.

Reason:
You've tipped over face down into the ashtray.

Solution:
Get out of it!!

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Problem:
The opposite wall is so bright...

Reason:
You've tipped over backwards and are looking at the ceiling!

Solution:
Tell your friends to help you up!

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Problem:
My view is all blurry.

Reason:
You're looking through the bottom of an empty glass.

Solution:
Get a new drink!

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Problem:
The room is turning and the door is coming closer.

Reason:
They're carrying you out of the pub.

Solution:
Find some other place to go!


LOL!