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[silversolitaire]

Okaaaay! My latest fun quotes! Gotta love them!

Gone crazy, back soon. [put that on my car]

I'm not opinionated! I'm just always right!

I was put on earth to make your life miserable.

I'm not born again. My Mom got it right the first time.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Never mind the dog, beware of the owner!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're better now.

ROFL! And here are my latest pick-up lines. They always work! ^_~

Nice shirt! Can I talk you out of it?

You are a naughty girl! Go to my room!

Cool dress! That would look great on my bedroom floor...