silversolitaire: (hehehe)
But I was just messing around with Photoshop when I checked my f-list in between and I saw someone using this well-known image of Bush holding a crying baby as an icon and randomly thought... what if I just switched the heads? This probably has been done before, but the result made me laugh, so I'm sharing it with you.

silversolitaire: (hehehe)
I've first seen this imagine in the [ profile] randompictures community and thought it was some stupid manip, so I didn't really give it much further thought. Also, the moron who posted it first had disallowed comments which kinda makes me ignore a post per default since that just seems annoyingly spammy.

Anyway, now I've actually found some decent information about this and it just makes me laugh! Hahaha. Check this out. Turns out the guys from that show just ran some quick Google image search and didn't really check what they were putting on the air... hahhaha.

And as a bonus, check out the comment thread below on that page. That's even funnier than the whole issue. "Then it is settled. Mark sucks." Hahaha...
silversolitaire: (hehehe)
Someone posted this to [ profile] randompictures and I can't stop laughing about it!

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense

silversolitaire: (hehehe)
I don't know when was the last time that I was watching something and started giggling madly halfway through it! Go watch it NOW!!!

silversolitaire: (mockety-mock!)
Just typed this up in response to the (slightly seasoned) nipple wank on LJ regarding "Are breastfeeding icons offensive or not?" Kinda found it amusing, so I'm posting it here, too! XD;

In A.D. 2006, war was beginning.
LJ: What happen?
LJ_Abuse: Somebody set up us the nipple.
LJ_User: We get usericon.
LJ: What!
LJ_User: Default userpic turn on.
Captain: It is you!
Offensive icon: How are you gentlemen? All your nipples are belong to us. You are on your way to obscenity.
LJ: What you say?
Offensive icon: You have no chance to function, make your policy change! hahahahaha
LJ_user: Captain!!
LJ: Take off every userpic! You know what you doing! Remove every offensive nipple pic! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!


Jun. 6th, 2006 06:06 pm
silversolitaire: (Default)
Happy 6/6/06 everyone!

"Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell who does not have the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom: let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six threescore six."
Revelation 13:16-18
It's not only the Day of the Beast, Murdoc Niccal's 40th birthday and the Swedish National Holiday (no relation, I'm sure), but also apparently a very popular day to get married today! Kinda beats me. I mean, not that I believe in it or anything, but I somehow wouldn't want to make the Day of the Beast my wedding day O.o.

Anyway, just thought I point that out. And since I suck and was actually sleeping at the actual 6:06 (yeah I'm lame like that) I'm gonna post it at 6:06 PM now. :3 I'm such a dork.
silversolitaire: (silly)
Here's just a selection of the average subject lines I'm getting:

  • schizophrenic dress

  • spelling bee

  • starlight freckle credit

  • sexy baby and bad erection?

  • woolgathering 101

  • considerably infatuated

  • woe

  • want to make a baby? FYI

  • gunshot coexistence

  • humidify geese

  • kowtow boiling

  • This is most modern and safe way to not cover with shame

  • gargle Uncle Sam

Maybe I shouldn't be as amused by it as I am, but.. I am! Haha, yeah that made total sense. *puts on schizophrenic dress*

Okay, here's a real LOL for you:

31 May 2006
A DRUNK lederhosen-clad yodelling folk dancer has been arrested for thigh-slapping his way across nine cars in Innsbruck, Austria.

Yeah... that's the entire article. Kinda makes you go "...WHAT". Hehehe... what cracks me up the most is that the URL is longer than the entire article! Hahaha... it looks like they actually forgot to put in content and just left the teaser in, the kind that's usually supposed to make you want to read the article. Now instead, you read it and go "... what the hell? That doesn't explain anything!" *giggles*
silversolitaire: (banana)
Found this and I think [ profile] maantje, aka [ profile] arthal will get a kick out of this. *g*

silversolitaire: (banana)
I'm sure some of you are going to appreciate the beauty of this.

More behind the cut )
silversolitaire: (silly)
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silversolitaire: (silly)
Hahaha, okay, today is a weird day for spam. First I got this Heh... I've got a mail in my inbox that had as subject "SUPERB INTERNET INVOICE" and now I find a message be one Ilse Musante with the subject "Re: I owly". My first thought was "OMG the O RLY owl is sending out spam now!!!!!!!!!!!111" XD;;;
silversolitaire: (d'oh!)
Heh... I've got a mail in my inbox that has as subject "SUPERB INTERNET INVOICE"! Oh yeah, gotta open that right away! -.- *deletes spam*
silversolitaire: (love!)
Since it's Valentine's Day I figured I should post my favorite love poem of all time again: *ehem*

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
And all my base
Are belong to you

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! <3
silversolitaire: (shocked)
I don't know why, but this just made me giggle like a retard for like 5 mins or so! XD;;;

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silversolitaire: (silly)
Hahahahaha... Brokeback... to the Future! XD; God, this is funny! *dies*

Apart from the LOL-factor of the whole thing, it's very well done, very touching! Watch!
silversolitaire: (huggle)

Hm... there was this other one with the falling guy who was lying smashed into the ground in the end... what was that again? Another oddball Japanese song... Can't remember.
silversolitaire: (Default)
Random idiot: r u really gay?
Me: Uhm yeah...
Random idiot: u mean, u like girlz.
Me: Yeah.
Random idiot: r u bi?
Me: *fumes* No, I'm gay, didn't I just say that?
Random idiot: ur nasta.
Me: ???
Random idiot: I just think its sick that I like the same sex as u.
Me: Well, you're welcome to like guys! XD
Random idiot: this is nasta.
Me: You're a homophobe.
Random idiot: No, Im not I like girlz!!! Im STRAIT!!!!!!


*shoots random idiot*
silversolitaire: (Default)
yes! I just love it when he straddles his hips to beat him in the face! hahaha
XD isn't that just so perverse?
no, kinky! heheh
;) same thing
no, a feather is kinky, using the whole chicken is perverse! ^_~
^_~ anything is perverse if you put your mind to it
the missionary too? apart from the name, I mean.
yep ^_^
my world is shattered... it's all perverse!
^_~ a lot more fun too


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